Please Let the Gas Out of Obama

January 22, 2010:

"Let me tell you, so long as I have the privilege of serving as your president, I'll never stop fighting for you," Obama said at the beginning of a town hall meeting with voters Friday. "I'll take my lumps, too. I'll never stop fighting to bring jobs back to Elyria. I'll never stop fighting for an economy where hard work is rewarded, where responsibility is honored, where accountability is upheld, where we're creating the jobs of tomorrow."

Here the problem Obama, you and your administration are doing just about everything that counteracts the statement above. Is that what they taught you at Harvard? I'd send the diploma back and get my money back…

I'm sick and tire of the idiots coming out of the Ivy League schools bent on altruism through progressive, socialist, communist, whatever you want to call it, ideals. Idiots who have never held a real job in their life.

Hey idiot, you can't buy jobs with tax collections.
Hey idiot, you can't mandate the price of goods and services.
Hey idiot, you can't favor one group of people over another; you have to treat everybody like the individual they are.
Hey idiot, there are evil people who, for whatever idiotic, irrational, twisted reasoning, want to cause harm to others. You can't reason with these people. You especially can't apologize to and seek forgiveness from fascist extremists. Furthermore, the antonym of fanaticism is conservatism; they're not synonyms. Look it up in the dictionary.
Hey idiot, collectivism, in whatever permutation or variation, gets lots of innocent people killed - more so than any war. It always has, and it always will.
Hey idiot, we're on to you. We know that progressivism is just another name for socialism and we don't want it.

Obama, how did you and your friends go so far off the rails - you're supposed to be one of the smart ones. What a joke.

Hey Massachusetts, Can You Get Rid of Barney Frank Next?

Getting rid of Barney Frank has got to be easier than electing a republican senator. Anybody or anything, not necessarily a republican, would be better than Barney Frank. The country is depending on you.

My Dog is a Democrat?

A friend of mind passed this along to me:

My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365. His meals are provided at no cost to him. He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this He pays nothing, and nothing is required of him. He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than He needs, but He is not required to do any upkeep. If He makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accommodations absolutely free. He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.

I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy Crap my dog is a democrat!

I have some disagreements with this idea. First, the dog isn't necessarily a Democrat but a self declared entitled moocher with no real ambitions in life and an un-productive member of society. Those of this kind tend to call themselves Democrat but not out of principle but out what they can get for free. The real Democrat in the allegory is the pet owner. However, what isn't stated is that the pet owner is only willing to care for the dog if the cost of upkeep for the dog is paid for by someone else. The less astute of the pet owner class are under the impression that the government pays for the pets' upkeep. In fact, the richer the dog owner, the less the dog owner pays for his pet. Because it's of the upmost importance that the higher percentage of upkeep cost comes from somebody else in a lower socioeconomic class. In other words, from those who are stupid and sheepish enough to pay. This lower socioeconomic class of pet owner, the Democrat middle class, are the true principled Democrats - wrought with their flawed sense of altruism and entitlement. This is your true duped pet owner.

Conservatives are pet owners as well but with a distinction - they fully expect and do personally pay for their pets upkeep. And contribute care directly to the strays that come to their door; turning away the disingenuous moocher who will never curve their sense of entitlement for free stuff (better known as Obama bucks).

The conservative pet owners are free and gracious as much as they want to be which is usually much more than any governmental agency.

The Democrat pet owners are enslaved and ponder a lingering sense of injustice and disillusionment that just will not go away - all the while their pets take another crap under their owner's bed and everybody else's lawn.